Oh, Joe. We all get caught up in the moment when the president addresses a joint session of Congress. For some of us that entails throwing a few too many cold ones back while celebrating the moment of national unity. You, good sir, seem to suffer from the opposite problem.
Maybe you were drunk. We’d understand that. Happens. But we hear rumors you were sober. That may be the problem.
You’re not supposed to go to those formal affairs sloshed (hell, you’re also not supposed to yell during them either; rules be damned! We get it brah – fight the black power).
But we notice you’re a member of the Congressional Small Brewers Caucus. Cheers! We understand there weren’t enough local South Carolina craft beers on the House floor for you to get through that dreadful address back in 2009. We also get cranky when deprived from local hopped up goodness.
All that to say, we’d love to have you on the show. You lie. We lie. Let’s all lie together over a brew. You name the spot and we’ll have Laslo there on his best behavior – which is actually a lot like your best behavior, congressman. Shit might get real.
Bills and Brews staff