Senator Landrieu, it’s okay for you to quit faking it. We get that elections are tough and you’ve got an especially tight race in Louisiana. But why go out of your way to fake a congressional hearing
in your latest ad, when hearings are already the fakest thing happening in Washington? We get it. We’ve all faked it before
. But c’mon. At Bills and Brews we’re about being real.
You claim to be a fiscal conservative but you just wasted countless thousands of dollars to recreate a farce. You could have easily just paid your Senate colleagues and campaign staff to do what they usually do at hearings: nothing but grandstand, fundraise, and blow smoke up voters’ asses.
Wanna know how to connect to the good people of Louisiana? Crack a local microbrew with Laslo.
Tell you what. If you feel more comfortable surrounded by actors, you can even bring that troupe
with you to the interview and you can yell out as much as you want about how much you love the state’s oil and gas industry (which we’ll cut from the episode, but you do you!).
The American people are sick of posed pictures and talking points. So here’s our formal invitation to chill out with Laslo over a Louisiana craft beer – a home state product that not even the Weekly Standard
can fault you for enjoying. And if they try we’ll just toss some Mardi Gras
beads their way!