Getting scooped as a reporter is one thing. But for a Democrat to allegedly scoop an entire party on its health care reform agenda: that’s just cold man. Yeah we’re looking at you Alan Grayson.

While you may be right, your delivery on the House floor was a little much, dude. But we think you forgot something: There seems to be agreement between the parties that old people have overstayed their place on earth. Look, Democrats created ‘Death Panels,’ while the G.O.P. plan is for old people to “die quickly,” according to Rep. Grayson that is.

Come on. Can’t we put just aside the partisan barbs and agree we all want mom and dad to live forever (*wink *wink)?

On that note we formally invite Rep. Grayson to come on Bills and Brews and endure 30 minutes of Laslo asking him about his affinity for cowboy boots.

Cheers,

Bills and Brews staff