Crimea river Mr. Putin. You’ve made yourself very clear – you wanna grind all over Eastern Europe in your Karate uniform. You’re a tough guy. See Crimea. Take Crimea. #winningRussianstyle

But you’re acting like a toddler, dude. All you do is take. Didn’t your mother ever teach you sharing is caring? These hissy fits are getting old.

So Vladie, we think a craft beer with Laslo is definitely in order. We know you and Obama are now trying to out sanction each other, and that you’ve banned U.S. lawmakers from entering Russia. Good thing no one is dumb enough to elect Laslo to anything, bro! He’ll gladly come to you.

The Olympics are over but we have one last game to challenge you to: A drink off with Laslo. You bring the Russian craft vodka, Laslo will bring some U.S. craft beers and maybe even some bourbon. You man enough? One rule: no KGB allowed…

Cheers,

Bills and Brews Staff (aka intern)