The Oversight Committee has gone wild! Thankfully, not that wild… The flashes coming from Oversight members aren’t nearly as fun as college kids on spring break.
Darrell Issa is soooo the gift that keeps on giving. #NeverChange
We’re wondering why there’s such a disturbing amount of focus on the Fifth Amendment happening over at the Oversight Committee. What gives gents? Let’s talk First Amendment.
We all know Ranking Member Elijah Cummings is looking for a space where some weak kneed host will just “let me say what I have to say.” Bills and Brews is that space.
And Chairman Issa, we’ll also let you say what you have to say. But on one condition – Laslo gets to hold the gavel (and control the mics…) on this episode. For realz. You two need to calm the f*** down.
This isn’t reality T.V.
You’re politicians. We get it. The world gets it – or at least those who haven’t permanently tuned out of politics because of the immaturity displayed in the likes of the Oversight Committee.
Can you two forget about fundraising while the cameras are on for one second? You’re supposedly both lawmakers. Can you pretend to actually care about policy every once and a while and stop embarrassing our host in front of his nieces and nephews. He used to tell them he covered Congress, but after behavior like what you two exhibit he’s happy to tell them he covers pro wrestling.
On that note, Chairman Issa and Mr. Cummings, we invite you to hash it out pro wrestling-style (no nylons allowed…) over craft beers with Laslo. Which district wins: sunny SoCal or the gritty streets of Baltimore?
We can just think of it as couple’s therapy, but with local beer. Laslo will even give you two a discounted rate because you seem to need a team of therapists working around the clock to fix this relationship (shameless Seinfeld plug).
As much as we love the Girls Gone Wild-type drama you bring to the Oversight Committee, we think America is ready for Laslo to handle the oversight of you two from here on out…
Bills and Brews staff