This is a standing invitation to Stephen Colbert. There’s a bar stool waiting for you here at Bills and Brews any day you want to man up and face Laslo.
Sure you think we’re just asking for a Colbert Bump, but we have a serious bone to pick, funny man. Our problem isn’t so much Mr. Colbert reeks of corporatism. We can even put aside the fact he founded the infamous Colbert Super PAC – peddling smutty political ads across this great nation and padding his silk-lined pockets.
Our problem has to do with your treatment of bears on the show. Specifically Chicago Bears and their cute little cousins, the Cubs. Now Laslo has to endure a lot being surrounded by slimy politicians at the Capitol. When he gets home after a 12 hour day your show is one of his only respites in Washington.
But the peace your show brings him often gives way as you repeatedly spread lies about his Chicago sports teams. We can only think this is some sort of odd penis envy because you’re from South Carolina. So we want you to go head to head with Laslo: Chicago vs. South Carolina. Can your local craft beers even touch Chicago’s? We think not.
We know Mr. Colbert is busy putting the ‘FOX News’ in Comedy Central, but we’re wondering if he’s ready to face down a Bear fan in the flesh. You ready? Can you even handle the Bills and Brew Bump? Time to man up and crack a local one.
Bills and Brews staff